September 12, 2010

If You Give A Mom A Cookie

Posted by Becka
This was in i believe Parents a few years back...perfect!

If You Give A Mom A Cookie

She’s going to want a latte to go with it.

But before she gets a latte,
She has to find her toddler’s pink ladybug boots.

To find the pink ladybug boots,
She has to venture into the playroom.

When she tries to straighten up the playroom,
She finds Daddy’s left shoe,
The salad bowl,
And an open package of graham crackers.
She also finds her cell phone.

So she’ll yell at her toddler about the cell phone
And wake up the baby from his morning nap.

But if she goes in to pick up the baby,
The cell phone will ring.

When she answers,
It’ll be the doctor’s office reminding her
That she had an appointment this morning
And would she like to reschedule it
Say, sometime in November?

While she’s trying to mentally re-create her calendar,
The baby will start to cry.

Then her toddler will run to see what’s the matter
And find the graham crackers.

When she finds the graham crackers,
There’ll be crumbs all over the playroom.

So the mom will get the broom from the hall closet
And notice that daddy forgot to buy diapers last night,
As she asked.

But she will find the toddler’s pink ladybug boots.

And when she finds the pink ladybug boots,
She remembers her emergency stash of diapers in the car.

So she’ll wrestle her toddler
And her baby
Into their car seats
And drive to the store to buy more diapers
And more milk.

While she’s buying the milk,
She’ll remember that she wanted that latte.

And if she manages to order her latte
Without a tantrum or poop episode from either of her kids…

Then she’s going to need another cookie.



Stay at home, business owning mom of 4 young kids, Nick the Sportsman, Michele the Princess, Wyatt the Wild One, and Evan the Baby.Bachelor in Early Childhood Development and Education, with 20 years experience. I could not ask for anything more!


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